chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

(via shinysylveonnn)

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31 Jul 14 at 11 pm

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woodmeat:

bae: thats too much dick stooop

me: hollup im almost done

bae:

image

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aminaabramovic:

literally every problem in my life can be solved with money

(via moonbrains)

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31 Jul 14 at 10 pm

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